Click me to hear a joke!
Did you hear about those new German hearing aids?
They're nothing to shout about.
What has ears but can’t hear?
Corn
Why does the grim reaper need hearing aids?
Because he’s deaf.
Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?"
They replied, "We're all ears."
How do you know how long to leave sweet corn on the BBQ grill?
Just play it by ear.
How does a stylish rabbit keep her ears up all day?
She uses hare spray.
What did the ear of the corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks
Why does an elephant have big ears?
Because nobody wouldn’t pay the ransom.
What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A herring aid.
What is an ER?
The thing on the side of your head that you hear with in the South.
“What do we want!?” “Hearing aids!”
“When do we want them!?” “Hearing aids!”
What kind of ears to trains have?
Engineers
How do you describe decorative Halloween corn?
Ear-ie.
Why did the ear itchiness keep coming back after being scratched?
It was Earitated.
When a cougar needs hearing aids, what is she called now?
A deaf leopard.
My dad bought a new hearing aid at one of those warehouse stores. "It's state of the art," he boasted. "Cost me a next to…
"Two-thirty."
What did the drill sergeant say to the audiologist?
I can’t hear you!
My Father in Law is hard of hearing, and he told me an original joke about hearing aids
Or at least he said he’d never heard it before.
How would you describe a good advice from a hearing aid specialist?
Sound advice.
Why did they end up dating?
It was lobe at first sight.
Did you hear about the guy with the broken hearing aids?
Neither did he.
Why did the pianist keep banging the side of his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
Did you hear about those new hearing aids?
They're something to shout about
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
Vincent, did it hurt when you lost you ear?
No, I cut it off in One Gogh.
Two friends were talking to each other and one said, “maybe you need hearing aids. Maybe you should think about getting hearing…
The other person said, “why would I need a hairy chest?”
What does Santa Claus say when he loses his hearing aids?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
What did the guy with big ears say when his boss asked if he could have a word with him?
I’m all ears.
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears?
Earbuds.
How do elephants stay cool in the hot jungle?
Ear conditioning.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, she can’t hear you.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job
What do you call a bear with three ears?
Bearearear.
hey buddy, I see you got a new hearing aid. What kind is it?
Five o’clock
What do you get if you cross Vincent Van Gogh with George Thorogood?
One bourbon, one scotch, and one ear.
Why was Van Gogh an artist and not a musician?
Cause he didn't have the ear for it.
What did the pirate say?
I can’t earrrrrr you.
How does a hearing-impaired fashion designer communicate?
He uses clothed captions.
All elderly people have AIDS...
Hearing aids, band-aids, and Rol-aids
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?"
The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."
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